What’s In a Name? Ask Etsy.

I was looking through my Etsy favorites last night, and it was a total fluke that I noticed this notecard from printcandy called “Molly” which I thought was (dare I say?) appropriately stunning for being named Molly:

Print Candy Molly notecard

This got me thinking.
What else will I find when I type “Molly” into the Etsy search engine?
Will I find other devastatingly beautiful witty charming pretty things named Molly?

Well, yes.

Miss Molly dress pattern

And yes.

Molly Posie Pendant

Hell yes.

Molly Bird Shoulderbag

Yeah, ok.

Chet and Dot Molly owl

Um, no.

Molly Horse

This doesn’t count, because it’s “Mollie the Narwhal” not “Molly the Narwhal.” Too bad.

Mollie the Narwhal

Wrong Molly. However, it is hand painted with glue and glitter and sealed with Diamond glaze and a layer of polycrylic – which kind of sounds like me.

Molly Ringwald

Yikes. Scared of this.

Meow Molly Rag Doll

This last one takes the cake.

How many of you have a muppet bag/purse/wristlet named after you?

What’s that you said? You don’t have a muppet bag/purse/wristlet named after you?

Well, I do.

Molly Muppet Purse

How many of you wish I would zip my mouth?

Say your words